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[re-start] 01. Under what circumstance, if any, is it okay to break the law?

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Jun. 28th, 2009 | 12:56 pm
mood: chipperchipper

Under what circumstances, if any, is it okay to break the law?

Let’s re-phrase this. Under what circumstances has Denny Crane not broken the law? I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been arrested, with or without Alan. I blame the mad cow and a certain incredibly pansy judge. That man enjoys holding me in contempt, in every possible meaning you can think of. Yes. Denny Crane. They all want me. I can’t blame them.

Sometimes you’ve got to break the law. Rules are made to be broken, right? Guns are good, and Denny Crane. There’s two good reasons. Also, a zombie invasion, another valid reason to break the law. What, you really think we’re all going to be good, law-abiding citizens when the zombies attack? Hell, we aren’t generally a good, law-abiding mass now. People are always killing each other, and then lying about it, like we don’t know, and we’ll represent them in court because I don’t care if you did it or not, I want the money. Denny Crane. You always need money. It’s how you get the fancy cars and pretty ladies.

Speaking of… do you know how many marriages I have had some degree of responsibility in breaking up? I know, I’m hot, the women all want me, even the fat ones – sometimes especially the chubby ones, because you know I’m always up for chubby sex – and they cheat on their husbands. It happens. I’ve been married….seven times now, eight? Alan, how many is it? Granted, you’re the only successful marriage, and I haven’t cheated on you to my knowledge. We don’t sleep together though. I mean, we sleep in the same bed at the same time but not together in the biblical sense of the term. I’m still a Republican. Alan and I can have a happy marriage without sex, with each other. But if he cheats on me, oh, I’ll have plenty of reasons to break the law.

Denny Crane.

OOC: Yep, he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

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Denny Crane

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from: ilookgreat
date: Jun. 29th, 2009 08:44 pm (UTC)

You remembered. Any idea what our anniversary date is? I wear the pants, when I remember so I'm not supposed to remember.

No. This is fun. Besides, I won't remember this tomorrow. Is it tomorrow? Hell.

ooc: HEEEEEEEEEE. silly, silly.

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Alan Shore

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from: alan_shore
date: Jun. 29th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)

Yes, yes. I'm the appointment book in this relationship.

...December 12th.

You may not, but I will.

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