Denny Crane. - FIFTY-SIX. Wise.

Is there anyone in your life who you feel is exceptionally wise? Who & how did you meet this person?


According to a quiz at Fandango.com (and, I do enjoy those paper-bag puppets; I want one, of myself), I should be Luke Skywalker for Halloween. Denny Crane. Luke Skywalker. It's got a ring to it. Is a good ring? Hell if I know. Ask Alan. I like the idea of Flamingo Reprise. Not the point. There's still time to debate the costume choice for the usual Crane, Poole, & Schmidt office party which, Carl is not invited to. Still, Mr. Skywalker has got me thinking. Shock. Awe. Denny Crane. I know.

I've been thinking though of a Star Wars theme for the Halloween party. Alan can be Han Solo... which means Shirley can not & will not be Princess Leia - I vote for that new, hot, British thing, or the random chick that Alan is in heat for not the judge, she's crazy for babies. But just think? Either one - or, both, even - of those ladies in that hot Return of the Jedi outfit? Mmm. Denny Crane. Shirley could be Mara Jade from the novels. Yes, Denny Crane reads. Carl can be Darth Vader because he can't get any action with Shirley while in a plastic suit. It suits him. Clarence can be Lando. Jerry can be Jar-Jar Binks Obi-Wan he head-butted Carl, thereby he can be a Master Jedi.

Oh, and Paul is Yoda. We've been friends sort of for years - though he's quick to deny that in certain social settings. He's very wise - he's always able to write a pre-nup at the drop of a hat, even though he knows I probably won't agree to sign it. The one time he took a hiatus from the office, I thought we would go down in flames - well, I'd be in Nimmo Bay with Alan, if he stays in his bed and everyone else would be in flames. Denny Crane. He's a mastermind though - have you seen the way he's got everyone in this office - aside from Alan and myself, naturally - wrapped around his pinky finger? Genius. Absolute genius. Except when he tries to tell me that guns and hookers are not appropriate for the office. Then, he's Jabba the Hutt, played not by someone wise but by some nerd I met a convention when I was twelve. Oh, but Jabba... that's an idea for Carl.


Muse: Denny Crane
Fandom: Boston Legal